An open invitation to join M4D! Plus, M4D introduces its secret trump card: Julian!

After months of careful planning and strategizing, the well-paid staff at M4D have come up with a brand new way to increase donor rates:

More mulleteers!

And so we present to you: Julian, our newest (and youngest) member of the M4D fashion brigade.

Julian, who is 1 year old, brings new energy, vigor, and a fresh approach to our mission. A seasoned analyst with work experience in Nepal, the United States and his mother’s womb, Mr. Julian is currently learning to talk. We encourage you to donate on behalf of Julian and family.

And with that said, the M4D campaign is proud to announce that:

M4D Membership has been opened, accomodatingly enough, to ALL MEMBERS OF THE MULLET NATION.

That’s right, we want your rat-tails, your fem-mullets, your fashion mullets, your rasta-mullets, your anything and everything that brings to the world that classic split between short and sweet business transaction up front, and groovin’ party time out back.

So please send your pictures to m4d (at) gmail (dot) com, and let’s get this party started!