Proof of purchase

I have heard from a colleague that her friends are having a difficult time believing that this site is for real.

I can positively assure you that this is absolutely, 100%, dinky di, FOR REAL.

I will allow the highest donor to cut off my mullet locks, and I will send the top 10 donors a lock of my burnt sienna Kentucky Waterfall. All you have to do is donate!

So please, take the few minutes it requires to hop over to the site and donate. $5 recommended, but it’s all of your own accord.

And, as many of you might be wondering, I have kicked off the campaign with a reasonably solid opening. As of today, April 4th, I’ve raised: $50!

Because I haven’t asked their permission, and because some of them might not like their names being posted all over the net, I’ll just use initials and place of origin to identify the good-hearted donors:

D.T. – United States/China/Turkmenistan: $5
M.M. – United States/Mauritania: $5
R.W. – United States – New Jersey
M.H. – United Kingdom – Manchester/London: 10 pounds (about $20)
M.H. – United States/Malaysia/Australia: $10

Thank you for your support, and as we say where I come from: “Save Darfur! Lose the Mullet! Donate the Dollars!”